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Serial Poster

A person who frequently visits local or college newspaper websites in order to post inflammatory comments. Commonly associated with political or opinion pieces and aged adults who post on college newspaper websites. A troll.
Don't pay attention to "Registered Independent". She's just a crazy serial poster who is trying to spew her political views to any student who'll listen.
by MikeDavid April 12, 2010
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serenity

the baddest bitch out there, has a nice body, very petite, has the biggest smile, lights up like the sun, a really good girlfriend treats you like a king, will love you more than anything no matter what, a really fun person to hang around, has the biggest dreams, goes on amazing and interesting adventures, will go on late night drives and blast music, eats 24/7, loves cuddling and kisses, loves stuff animals, obsessed with jewelry and cloths, will sleep all day if she could.
"serenity is one of a kind"
by serenity snow February 22, 2021
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Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.
"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"
by Pillard September 21, 2008
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faux serious

1: I'm gay.
2: are you serious?
1: yea I'm faux serious.
by Pete Larson February 2, 2008
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Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.
Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious
by Lee Reid September 24, 2010
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Drill Sergeant

The people who forge civilians into soldiers one step at a time. These people give up all of their freedoms to give new trainees/recruits their undivided attention for 6-13 weeks (depending on branch of service.)
You will learn how to be a Soldier through these Drill Sergeants.

From PFC Joseph R. DiPietro | Alpha Company, 1-34, 165th Infantry Brigade.
by PFC DiPietro December 8, 2019
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Thank you for your service.

What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.

Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.
by Tanks4nutin October 8, 2020
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