3.4 mile fun run

A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.

C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

by Whythisword October 16, 2020

Malestrom

A well known and reliable distributor of high quality torrent files on The Pirate Bay. His screen name is malestrom_HH.

For more information, look it up @: www.thepiratebay.org/user/malestrom_HH

Malestrom is a Bittorrent God.

by kinkyasianbuttsex September 19, 2009

Green Mile Syndrome

When you have a piss and go back to what your doing and need a to go to the toilet again

last night i had a piss before i went to sleep, got back in bed and needed a piss again! i think i got the green mile syndrome!

by Paul2492 February 1, 2009

mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by R. Reynolds December 11, 2008

mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

metric mile

5280 meters.

There are 7.99 metric miles in a marathon.

by @The_Jew February 12, 2010