A cycling team based out of Denver, Colorado. They are a band of homosexuals and one mental retard. They ride crappy ass javelin bikes and can't do good at anything at nationals besides the time trial.
Cyclist #1: Man, everyone on 5280 is such a dumb cocky ass ridding bitch.
Cyclist #2: Alex isnt that bad, but Walker shows people his nuts
Cyclist #1: Yeah, Walker's a dumb sack of shit
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).