A cycling team based out of Denver, Colorado. They are a band of homosexuals and one mental retard. They ride crappy ass javelin bikes and can't do good at anything at nationals besides the time trial.

Cyclist #1: Man, everyone on 5280 is such a dumb cocky ass ridding bitch.
Cyclist #2: Alex isnt that bad, but Walker shows people his nuts
Cyclist #1: Yeah, Walker's a dumb sack of shit

5280 by ishkahar November 7, 2008

5280 feet

A nerd

Wow a mile is 5280 feet... nerd

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Speedbird 5280

The act of joining the mile high club onboard a British Airways flight

A: "How was your flight to London?"
B: "Awesome. I got a Speedbird 5280!"

Speedbird 5280 by An Actual Airplane December 1, 2020

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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