A cycling team based out of Denver, Colorado. They are a band of homosexuals and one mental retard. They ride crappy ass javelin bikes and can't do good at anything at nationals besides the time trial.
Cyclist #1: Man, everyone on 5280 is such a dumb cocky ass ridding bitch.
Cyclist #2: Alex isnt that bad, but Walker shows people his nuts
Cyclist #1: Yeah, Walker's a dumb sack of shit
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'