Festihead

Someone who has no other meaning in life but to constantly follow around different music festivals. Music is their high.

"Where has Alex been the last few days?"
"You know Alex, it's Summer and he's a total festihead."

by DictionaryDragon June 24, 2013

Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.

Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl

by willy1million November 12, 2013

festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules

mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!

by byte_me February 25, 2014

Festubble

The name given to the facial hair grown by men during the festival season.

"What the hell is on your face?"

"This? Oh, I'm just growing out some festubble for Glastonbury."

by Iamthewalrus101 April 14, 2014

Festitution

The act of selling your body for cash ( or in exchange) for summer festival tickets .

Valerie was unemployed & knew festitution was the only way to get her EDC LV ticket.

Festivals edm raves prostitution edc las vegas music djs dance money hooker electronic dance music slinging sex housemusic hookin makethatmoney pimp fleshpot

by ubermilf May 20, 2016

Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

by EDubs September 23, 2016

festivant

A festivant is person who attends, or imagines, he/she is attending, a festival.

How many festivants went to the Detroit Jazz Festival? My cousin never gets out, she was a festivant by the webcast.

by Dr Funkenbass August 31, 2017