Van

van is the definition of perfection and everything else in the world that is in the right place

“WOW THIS IS SO VAN”
“ion know shit I’m sayin but this from lalnun love you van”

by LALIIIPOPVAN May 29, 2022

van regenmortel

THE BEST MATH TEACHER EVER

-Oh you’re a van regenmortel!
•Oh thanks u too

by Wetasspussyy November 3, 2020

allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!

Allen Van Hook can fix anything!

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015

Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast

person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.

by poopy cum December 27, 2021

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021

Van

HE IS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!!

He has a pretty smile and you could talk to him all day and never get bored. He has such good music taste. You would just want run your fingers through his hair!!!!

Van is so sexy!!

by livvy poo poo June 17, 2022

Van

The very short kid who is a elementary school condom plug

Damn, that van is getting money

by Harryblunt December 6, 2019