Bumpy's Bounty 

A large blob of the good stuff. A post-coital ejaculation on a willing recipients forehead or face.

Phwoar ! Look at her/him,the only thing missing on that near perfect face is a blob of Bumpy's Bounty.

I met a lovely caring man last night,after we had sex,he wanked off over my forehead and gifted me Bumpy's Bounty.

Bumpy's Bounty by Bill Tuppence. December 8, 2010

Gum Bumpin

To speak of something you know nothing about. To spread rumors, gossip, or speculate without all of the facts. See also (Trash Talking) (gossiping). (hating)

I wasn't even there, see Joe's gum bumpin again!

Gum Bumpin by JVRAS August 6, 2011

Bumpin Willies 

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

Bumpin Willies by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

Bumply 

The first and last slice of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the crust. Dates back to the 1960s in London UK.

(Usually spoken around tea time) Can i have the bumply please? (Asked because it was the thickest slice within the loaf of bread.

Bumply by the ander clan December 23, 2009

Bumpin apples 

When one lady and another lady like each other, they mutually deicide to bump their apples together.....

Clair and Rose were bumpin apples together in the forest without either of their husband’s consent or knowledge.......

Bumpin apples by Applebumpers June 26, 2019

Cunt-Bumper 

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

Cunt-Bumper by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

Rumper Bumper 

The rear end of a shapely woman.

She fell on her rumper bumper and suffered no damage.

Rumper Bumper by Brian Babylon September 5, 2011