velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020

hamster blumpkin

A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.

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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.

"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.

"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"

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by scodder August 8, 2010

blamp

Alright. This person uses the word "blamp" in a different sense, and I find it unacceptable. The word "blamp" does not mean excrement.
Blamp is a sound that my friends and I, started making about 8 years ago. The sound resembles that of a retarded duck. A few weeks ago, I started using the word "blamp" as an adjective/noun/verb.

"So then she pulled it out, and it was blamped and swollen." (adv)
"I just got back from blamp, dude." (n)
"Oh yeah, I blamped the fuck out of her." (v)

by Devin Massengale November 23, 2004

blumpelstilskin

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

by Steve.fag.gay.shit.blump.ihategio January 13, 2008

blumpy

When your socks seriously get wrinkled up inside of your shoe.

Mom my socks are blumpy.

by John OC December 8, 2006

Abraham Blumpkin

Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.

SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN

by cheif stink-finger August 24, 2008

dunkin blumpkin

a dumpkin blumpkin is combination of receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. after you finish cumming inside the mouth of the lucky male or female you take their head and dunk it up and down in your fecal matter. this sexual move usually works best with the beer shits or any kind of diarhea for that matter. once finished with the dunkin of the partner usually a hasty exaunt is quite necessary.

Because the party was extremely crowded Willma and Dan went to the restroom to hook up. Dan sat down on the toilet in order to comfortably receive a blowjob; little did Willma know what was in store for her. Dan began shitting uncontrollably at the same time he ejaculated into her mouth. After ejaculating in her mouth Dan in a diarrhea induced rage then forcefully pushed her head in and out of the diarrhea ridden toilet bowl. Dan is such a badass because he gave Willma a dunkin blumpkin and didn't go to prison.

by dsimmer September 2, 2009