smiley face

When you light a lighter and keep it lit so that the metal is extreamly hot then you press the top on the lighter to your skin. The burnt imprint is a smiley face.

I dared Dave to give himself a wicked Smiley face on his chest.

by Pixlepoison April 17, 2006

Smirf

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

by Marshi January 21, 2004

Lol Smiley Facing

Verb: To constantly flirt, and or send sexual messages through texting.

Guy 1: Yo, why is she over there giggling like that?

Guy 2: She's "Lol smiley Facing" with Joe...

by D.O.Tin October 10, 2009

John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

by John Cactus October 10, 2006

Smidiot

Derived from "Smart Idiot." One of those annoying, over-educated, know-everything people that are armed with a bevy of useless facts. They are completely lacking in common sense and charisma. Usually found in their native habitats of Wall Street, or leadership positions in companies that go broke shortly thereafter.

Almost anyone that helped blow up Wall Street firms during the mortgage meltdown. Anyone that worked at Bear Stearns or Lehman brothers. In the movies, the Smidiot is usually an Eddie Haskell type character, a smarmy know-it-all.

by Dasan November 23, 2009

Kyle Smile

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners cheeks, forming a smile similar to the Joker's.

After butt sex, he gave her a Kyle Smile.

by Franklin "whitey" Bluth February 18, 2009

over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations

over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

by Muslim1 December 17, 2009