That dude is bade.
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Noun
1. A localized emergency notification issued when an elderly bald man is spotted wandering within a one-mile radius of a medical facility, usually post-colonoscopy, squinting through crooked glasses and moving at a cautious, arthritic shuffle.
2. A hyper-specific Silver Alert for a founding member of a friend group who refuses to admit his knees sound like microwave popcorn and who insists he “just needs better lighting” before every pinball game.
Symptoms may include:
• Slow, determined walk back to a parked vehicle because “it’s not that far.”
• Adjusting glasses 47 times per minute.
• Muttering about flipper lag while standing under the brightest light in the building.
• Claiming recovery is “no big deal” while gripping the handrail like it owes him money.
1. A localized emergency notification issued when an elderly bald man is spotted wandering within a one-mile radius of a medical facility, usually post-colonoscopy, squinting through crooked glasses and moving at a cautious, arthritic shuffle.
2. A hyper-specific Silver Alert for a founding member of a friend group who refuses to admit his knees sound like microwave popcorn and who insists he “just needs better lighting” before every pinball game.
Symptoms may include:
• Slow, determined walk back to a parked vehicle because “it’s not that far.”
• Adjusting glasses 47 times per minute.
• Muttering about flipper lag while standing under the brightest light in the building.
• Claiming recovery is “no big deal” while gripping the handrail like it owes him money.
“Greg just had a colonoscopy and is walking home with those bad knees. Somebody issue a Bald Alert before he tries to read street signs in the dark.”
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Get the Bald Teacher mug.Acronym: Below Average Dick energy. Noun or verb depending on context. Someone who uses puffery and being a jerk to strangers to impress other people.
Noun usage "He's such a BADe with his insecure swagger coming in hot talking shit to strangers."
Verb usage "That guy is giving BADe with the way he walked over here and immediately talked down to us for calling the pool table with a coin."
Verb usage "That guy is giving BADe with the way he walked over here and immediately talked down to us for calling the pool table with a coin."
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