Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

E-Battle

When two or more people have a rap battle on a internet messaging network such as msn because they are too pussy to get on da mic.

Colin: Hey... r u up 4 a E-Battle? U go 1st.
Craig: No, get some balls u wana-b.

by SH4DOW September 1, 2008

Fit for battle

Pick up line used during costume parties where people are dressed in armor/ are carrying swords. also good to use in normal everyday situations. may scare a few people but the d & d kids will love it.

Fawn tapped on Tommys shoulder and asked "are you fit for battle?"

by Ally St. January 1, 2007

battery acid

The stuff inside storage batteries

If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.

by ggggggggg June 17, 2005

batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female

the gay man was batting for the home team.

by someguy May 13, 2005

full battle rattle

to go all out even though its not necessary.

Yankees still going full battle rattle even though they stomping the Twins!

by nashoba October 12, 2009

Battle Wound

The cuts, scrapes or bruises aquired while moshing or during a wall of death at an awesome concert. Usually shown to friends as proof of how awesome the concert or pit was.

Max: Dude!!! Look at what happened to my leg at Warped Tour!!! Look how much its bleeding!!
John: Thats an awesome battle wound. I guess that wall of death was pretty brutal.

Max: Yea

by Creeping_Shadows July 19, 2009