When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021
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1. When you have a crush on someone whom you cannot decide if its because they are hot or awesome.
2. When someone you think is hot does something completely so shit wrenchingly killer that you feel unworthy.
1. When you have a crush on someone whom you cannot decide if its because they are hot or awesome.
2. When someone you think is hot does something completely so shit wrenchingly killer that you feel unworthy.
I was on a date with this broad at a strip club, she jumped on stage, ripped her top off and got enough ones to pay for drinks. I have such a blumcrush on that chick.
by cmah July 8, 2010
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blumpkin
• blump
• blumpy
• blumpkin pie
• Blumpkinator
• Blumper
• Blumping
• Blumper Decker
• blumpster
• blumpking
As I walked back into my girlfriend's room, I checked myself out and confidently noticed I was blimpin.
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Get the blumage mug.Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.
Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin
For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin
For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
Get the Blimp Tits mug.A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.
by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010
Get the William Blimps mug.A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.
B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
by Nosie April 30, 2010
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