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Blumcrush 

Noun~
1. When you have a crush on someone whom you cannot decide if its because they are hot or awesome.

2. When someone you think is hot does something completely so shit wrenchingly killer that you feel unworthy.
I was on a date with this broad at a strip club, she jumped on stage, ripped her top off and got enough ones to pay for drinks. I have such a blumcrush on that chick.
Blumcrush by cmah July 8, 2010
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1) (n) Crash the gates of a show with a pack of people, in the hope to get in without having to pay. "Yo! Bumrush the show" -- Public Enemy. (Yo! Bumrush the show) 1987.
2) (v) To get beaten up by a large, angry group of people. Literally to get rushed by bums or lowlifes.
bumrush by VAKI5 September 14, 2003

blogcrush 

1 v.: to be attracted to someone that you only know through their blog.

2 n.: the person that you're attracted to because of the things they write in their blog.

or

n.: the attraction you feel toward that person
J: Fido is totally blogcrushing on Dulce. If he doesn't stop getting up in her comments, her boyfriend's gonna cut him.

V: No way. I'm Fido's blogcrush. Did you read his last post? Could it be any more obvious?

J. Fido's such a blogwhore. If you're female, funny, and smart, he's probably got a blogcrush on you.
blogcrush by blogging chick October 3, 2007
The sudden act of anal penetration without the victim's awareness.
Jimmy got bumrushed at the club last night.
bumrush by CaptainCanadia March 1, 2011
The act of anal sex between two males, by the person standing firmly behind. While it can theoretically also refer to heterosexual anal sex, bumrush is exclusively used in practice to refer to anal sex between two men. More specifically the tops '''does''' the bumrushing, while the bottoms '''gets''' bumrushed.
Gay guy #1: Have you seen that new handegg player ?

Gay guy #2:Yeah, he is soo hot. I'd love to bumrush him.
bumrush by Mousebender December 19, 2011
To be making sex in the vagina and accidentally slip out and thrust into said bum
Me: Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and I bumrushed her.

You: Oh, shit dude LOL

Me: No, no shit this time.
Bumrush by ManDannel March 12, 2010
1.(v) To blindly charge at
2.(v) to attack in force, to use in force
3.(v) to raid (As in pillage/common tatic in online games)
1. After the Unknown Raven's AC had run out of ammunition, Cold Dragon bumrushed him with his MOONLIGHT.

2. Danei's missiles bumrushed the enemy MTs.

3. A common tatic in Starcraft is to bumrush your enemy with Zerglings, lots of them.
bumrush by Border Patrol Man November 19, 2004
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