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Vagina Worthy 

Who is VAGINA WORTHY?

A person who’s sexual practices harm none.

Any person who has gone beyond thinking of a woman’s vagina as ‘the dark, damp place between a woman’s legs, where we hope nothing goes wrong’.

A person who has healed from the sexual schizophrenia of referring to Penises in the 3rd person, as a body part that has a brain and a life all it’s own.

A person who’s sexual practices harm none.

A sexually active person who knows what STDs, condoms, orgasms, clitorises, G-spots and foreplay are.

A person who feels good about themselves, their body and their sexuality.

A person who is honest about their health, sexual activities/preferences and use of the little blue pill.

A person who considers the risks of disease, pregnancy, and drinking and dialing/texting in the middle of the night while intoxicated.

A healthy man who knows how to connect intimately through the art of lovemaking and can inspire a woman and her VAGINA to feel, respond, and glow with pleasure. Now that’s WORTHY

A Woman who thinks of her body as a 5 star temple and her Vagina as the VIP room which holds the holy grail and has high standards for who or what gets in.

A person who’s energetic imprint leaves their partner with a healthy euphoric feeling.

What is Vagina Worthy?

Moderated by an animated Vesi, Goddess of Piscis, VAGINA WORTHY is an informational, interactive, social networking site dedicated to human sexual evolution, healthy Vaginas everywhere and raising penis IQ.
VAGINA WORTHY supports an end to the fear, shame and trauma that is embedded in human sexuality. 10% of profits from all merchandise sales are donated to charitable organizations who share the vision to end sexual disease, violence, abuse and slavery,[vaginal mutilation and unwanted children.

Visit us at, Facebook, Twitter and Myspace and on our social networking sites… http://askvesi.ning.com , http://mytwitbook.ning.com , and http://www.vaginaworthy.com
Girl1: Jesus, that dude I met last week and he was so NOT Vagina Worthy.
Girl2: Oh? How come? He was really cute!
Girl1: He seemed to think that clitoris was an online dictionary site and he STD meant Severe Tire Damage.
Girl2: ewwwwww! did you tell him to check out www.vaginaworthy.com ?
Girl1: Yeah and I gave him one of the UN-Vagina Worthy social networking cards I got from that site, he was dumbfounded!
Girl2: good he was sooooo NOT Vagina Worthy!!
Vagina Worthy by VaginaWorthy April 26, 2009

Vagina Booger

A Vagina Booger Is A Booger Located In The Vaginal Area. They Tend To Smell And It Is A Great Insult :D
Josh Has A Vagina Booger Hanging From His Underwear.

Lance Is A Vagina Booger D:
Vagina Booger by Hookersuckit September 22, 2010

vagina juice 

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.
The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.
vagina juice by Michael April 13, 2005

vagina bomb

a awesome lunch room bomb i made in the 7th grade. you hollow out a roll from the lunch line and fill it with (katsup, mustard, dressing, mayo, gravy) what ever you can find, then you throw it across the lunchroom at the faggy gothkids
dude i just nailed that bitch with my vagina bomb!

vagina fuck napples 

the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.
Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe

vagina face 

William: Where's old Vagina Face today?
Jaime and Allie: Oh Sarah? I duno, just look out for the huge pussy.
vagina face by Skanky Girls December 27, 2007