Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

potato vision

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

by Captratbeard May 3, 2020

potato sack

A word that is defined with Chuck Norris in nearly every example.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

by Pats will remain undefeated December 8, 2007

Potato Vagina

A rare breed of potato that, when cut open will spew exactly 17 vaginas into the air.

Wow, look at that potato vagina.

by Anonymous234567893 July 28, 2009

Potato Fight

The act of being hit in the face with a man's ballsack for an hour.

Man, my potatoes really got bruised in that potato fight I had with my girlfriend last night.

by Bootylovin'69 May 20, 2013

potato skin

the skin that comes off of your.. after you put on a condom

my potato skin keeps peeeling

by krisss January 21, 2007

Potato chip

Polite way to say "douche-bag".

That guy is such a Potato Chip!

by Gotthis November 27, 2014