Potato gems 

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

Potato gems by Borego February 9, 2019

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

Potato bacon by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

potato vision 

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

potato vision by Captratbeard May 3, 2020

potato sack

A word that is defined with Chuck Norris in nearly every example.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

potato sack by Pats will remain undefeated December 8, 2007

Potato Vagina 

A rare breed of potato that, when cut open will spew exactly 17 vaginas into the air.

Wow, look at that potato vagina.

Potato Vagina by Anonymous234567893 July 28, 2009

Potato Fight 

The act of being hit in the face with a man's ballsack for an hour.

Man, my potatoes really got bruised in that potato fight I had with my girlfriend last night.

Potato Fight by Bootylovin'69 May 20, 2013

potato skin 

the skin that comes off of your.. after you put on a condom

my potato skin keeps peeeling

potato skin by krisss January 21, 2007