Map-nap

A nap taken during geography class. Can be used during a geography unit.

I didn't sleep last night so I'll have a map-nap in geography.

by Me2and3 November 8, 2012

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

NAP

Not A Problem
A phrase used to belittle or pass off things as not important.
Usually used sarcastically.

"YO! I just totally failed high school. Oh well. NAP!"

by phodowk March 6, 2012

rufie nap

a nappkin like cloth covered in crushed rufie. Used on a date with one person so they can never say no to the question.

"hey jessica you have something on your nose......let me wipe it off with my napkin"
{rufie napkin}
After the man carrys the female out a man says "Dude did you see that guy rufie nap his date??"

by THE HAM666 December 12, 2011

Swagger Nap

Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger

Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.

by Gino Smiley October 26, 2011