Nut Sucker

One who likes to suck the salt off the nut shell before eating the nut is a Nut Sucker.

Dont be ashamed to be a Nut Sucker, everyone likes to suck the nut.

by Jeannine February 2, 2006

No Nut November

The worst month for males because the females are planing to make this month a living hell for the male.

Person 1 :"Hey, has your boyfriend failed No Nut November yet?"
Person 2 :"Not yet, soon though. What about you?"
Person 1:" No, I don't think he will fail."
Person 2:" I'll make him fail>:)"
Person 1:"WTF!"

by BOOspookyTIME November 6, 2019

left nut

the back seat of a car directly behind the driver. The seat behind shotgun is known as right nut, where the middle back seat is known as "bitch".

friend 1 "aight I got shotgun!"
friend 2 "left nut!"
friend 3 "right nut!"
friend 4 "damn it, i got bitch."

by Mike Montgomery December 28, 2005

sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

Nut Cup

When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.

Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.

by nut cup April 22, 2022

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

by Chris February 26, 2005