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1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

by Batrastard July 09, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!
When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue
Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts
by metalmaster100 March 30, 2017
Happy St. Patties Day!