what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!
*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
by manslayer December 21, 2003
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shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
by andrewm88 October 5, 2006
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Get the bollock porridge mug.When a dude asks you if he can fart in you're mouth while you lick his asshole and jerk him off at the same time
by Dont do this hot air ballon November 8, 2007
Get the Hot Air Balloon mug.An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
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she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.
by Shawn B. April 14, 2003
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