smash or trash

To bang (if given the chance)

or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

Bob: "like my status and ill tell you if i'll smash or trash"

Susie: *like*

Bob: "Smash"

Bob would rather bang susie, than trash her.

by smashortrashnotpass October 25, 2012

saps

SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.

"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."

by D.B. Cameron October 6, 2003

smappy

It means that you could be sad, mad , n happy at da same tyme.

I'm so fuckin smappy now that i broke up wit my girl, got my car jacked, n got 50 bucks,

by Tia Caramel July 31, 2004

smaks

n. money, usually preceded by a specific amount.

That cost 100 smaks?
I'll give you 5 smaks for it.

by ryanatl November 1, 2006

smash mouth

See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.

They were in Rat Race.

by Really Bad Poetry April 11, 2005

smaple

Blowjob. With maple syrup dressing.
Can only be used to address women.

-Smaple me, bitch!
-stfu and smaple me!

by Durian November 13, 2004

smash mouth

One of the worst bands in the whole world.They make songs for Disney movies and has one very untalented lead singer.Should never be referred to as a true rock band.

oh my god i can't beleive your wasting your hard working money on a ticket to see Smash mouth

by Lynni September 25, 2004