Assclowns
Assclowns by girlwithblackpecker December 30, 2017
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Verizon Assclowns
People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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assclowned
Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
assclownish
Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Captain Assclown
A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his [real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
Captain Assclown by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019