Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
smash mouth is god
by toss boy is god April 13, 2020
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See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.
They were in Rat Race.
by Really Bad Poetry April 11, 2005
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One of the worst bands in the whole world.They make songs for Disney movies and has one very untalented lead singer.Should never be referred to as a true rock band.
oh my god i can't beleive your wasting your hard working money on a ticket to see Smash mouth
by Lynni September 25, 2004
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A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.
Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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a unique rock band that got sold out by Interscope records and is known to many as a "kiddie" band. Currently trying to make a comback on their own record company Beautiful Bomb. Early Hits include Walking on the sun, allstar, then the morning comes. Best albums are Fush Yu Mang and Astro Lounge.
person 1~ Did u get Smash Mouth's new cd Summer Girl?
person 2~ No. Smash Mouth sux.
person 1~ No. Interscope sold them out. They are on a indie lable now.
person 2~ *Listens* Hey this is good. kinda like before they got sold out. Smash Mouth Rocks
by Ha Ha You're Dead January 24, 2007
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An awesome band with great songs
We went to the Smash Mouth concert, it was awesome.
by Eva February 25, 2004
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Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
by OK Dodo September 16, 2020
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