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jonesing 

"I've been jonesing for some morphine all day."
jonesing by Dilaudid August 13, 2003

Jonesburg 

A small town in mid Missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. Nuff Said.

A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.

For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.

No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.

Peace. That is all, now good day!
Jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!
Jonesburg by master_bates December 20, 2010

smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
smarty jones by Calico Cal June 5, 2004

olivia jones

someone who is kind loveable funny super cute and a athlete
olivia jones by andrehatemate February 3, 2017
Obegiens lover will steel your milk and yo gurls hairline. Has a 1inc wonder and will is a good boyfriend and lover for your 5 aday and vegetables mainly obegiens
Oooh jonsey s back with the obegirns
Jonsey by Hiagainitsme May 10, 2018

Joney Jefe

Pronounced “hon ey hef ay”

Standard def- original trade name for pure honey. Often used with term, “picante,” meaning “hot.” The spelling intermingles Spanish pronunciation of “j” as an English “h” and the English name, “Jeff” as the Spanish name, “Jefe” which overall translates to “honey boss.”

Slang def- used when one wants to describe something as sweet (as honey) and hot (picante) at the same time. Also used as an expression to something seen or done in an amazing manner.

It can also be used in as an adjective/noun combination to describe someone as a sweet individual who can handle situations like a boss.
“This bottle of Joney Jefe-Picante makes this grilled chicken fajita meat taste incredible. My mom puts some of that picante Joney Jefe in her coffee!”

“Dude, that performance was Joney Jefe! It was picante! You were in the zone, Boss!”

“It wasn’t just a nice thing he did then, he was a Joney Jefe all day long!”
Joney Jefe by Bettermj January 12, 2022