Bush Turkey

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.

George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.

by bushturkey01 June 02, 2011

Bush Turkey

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".

John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.

by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Gimme-Turkey

A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.

0/XX

Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.

by monkeymanta February 24, 2009

Turkey's Nest

A shot of alcohol that consists of Wild Turkey whiskey and a raw egg white. Great for a bar dare.

He didn't get sick until he slammed down a Turkey's Nest.

by fjkdl;alsdkfj April 06, 2011

Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

Plump Turkey

When you make a girl eat alot and shove your dick down her throat until she throws up.

"Dude, i just fed my girlfriend so much cake, then she deep throated me, and I held her down until she threw up; it was the best Plump Turkey, ever.

by Dracanic November 23, 2010

turkey fuck

on thanksgiving when you raost a turkey and fuck it through the part where you put stuffing

"dude, I love thanksgiving!"

"why?"

"cause you can fuck the turkey."

"what?!"

"turkey fuck! it's nice."

by sillytoe October 04, 2009