Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 18, 2016

Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table

Ah! Put your table fry away!

by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

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The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

by mice is nice April 4, 2022

smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.

Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!

by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009

Table Abuser

A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter

Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.

by Rufus Redneck August 1, 2020

Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.

We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?

by mysticklemom April 17, 2021

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 3, 2017