Slurt

Slut and Flirt combined.

Kevin you are such a slurt!

by e-v-e July 15, 2016

smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Smartface

a real dumbass, sarcastically speaking. bloody idiot.

Hey smartface, get the hell outta the road!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Smart creative

Human that enjoys doing both math and art

Guy1: "Hey, lets invite John to rock at our jam session"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"

by Tinoargentino April 24, 2017

skurtburt

Means "always late" in ancient greek

you're a goddamn skurtburt

by Skurtburt May 19, 2017

skurtburt

A proffesional gamer known for being one of the best Holy priests in the game "World of Warcraft", his innovative play in "Age of Empires II" and his Piety One City build in "Civilizations V".

Skurtburt tops the healing meter once again.

by Coryne May 19, 2017