The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.
Random e-girl: Hey guys whats u-
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
by Some guy with ADHD February 28, 2020
Get the Simp Lord mug.A guy who attends to his girls every need and tries to be as gentlemanly as possible. He will also protect her at all costs. This term is usually reserved for guys who are already in a relationship and tries to be the best boyfriend possible. A King Simp also treats his Girlfriend with the utmost respect and will treat her like a true gentleman. Traits of a King Simp can also be similar to a chivalrous man.
Person 1: Yo bro, you such a crazy good boyfriend for your girl?
Person 2: To be honest, I don't know.
Person 1: Well from what I can see, you a King Simp.
Person 2: To be honest, I don't know.
Person 1: Well from what I can see, you a King Simp.
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