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Simp Lord

The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.
Random e-girl: Hey guys whats u-
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
by Some guy with ADHD February 28, 2020
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King Simp

A guy who attends to his girls every need and tries to be as gentlemanly as possible. He will also protect her at all costs. This term is usually reserved for guys who are already in a relationship and tries to be the best boyfriend possible. A King Simp also treats his Girlfriend with the utmost respect and will treat her like a true gentleman. Traits of a King Simp can also be similar to a chivalrous man.
Person 1: Yo bro, you such a crazy good boyfriend for your girl?
Person 2: To be honest, I don't know.
Person 1: Well from what I can see, you a King Simp.
by runinPICKLE69 November 1, 2020
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simp

literally just a guy who respects girls because that’s apparently not manly.
guy 1: wow did you see jeremy congratulate sally on her A on the science essay?
guy 2: oh my god bruh he’s such a simp
by traderjoesmacandcheese March 19, 2020
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meow simp

meow simp. we love meow. die a meow simp.
do you love meow? because i’m a meow simp
by alexxxxx__ June 20, 2021
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Simp

The word simp is an acronym for the term super intense Minecraft player
I play Minecraft and kill kids in sky wars, so I guess you can call me a simp
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jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
by reese November 25, 2004
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jessica simpson

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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