poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

poon'd

to lay down ownage or to be owned.

I poon'd Johnny in Halo.

I was poon'd by Johnny in Halo.

by Robert Murray September 25, 2005

poon mast

the biggest poon; an extremely gay kid

you are a poon mast !

by P Blunt July 4, 2006

big brown smelly poonalds

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pooj

-when used as a verb (used without object)
to do something unexpected and uncalled for without remorse

-as an noun
a person who does things only to please or satisfy himself and doesn't care for other's opinions

Verb:
"Look at that fag pooj'ing in the mall"

noun:
"He's such a pooj for saying that in public"

by Mistuh PoJo August 18, 2007

Poon

Root; Pussy or Poo-na-knee. A)Of or being like a girl or a ghey. B)Also, can be used to refer to the female genitalial. C)Best used as an insult.

1)Don't be such a poon.

2)Did you get any poon last night?

3)Would you care for a Jr. bacon poon burger?

by Dignin September 16, 2005

poon princesses

Annie and Heather. They are the masters of working the poon to your hearts delight. Bow to them.

"I can't believe how good the poon princesses are!! I've never felt so much pleasure in my poon!"

by Heathurr April 10, 2005