poonjaber 

A person who sniffs bicycle seats for a living.

In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.

Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.

poonjaber by sheepgrazer September 27, 2020

poonjaber 

A rakish rogue who acts in an ungentlemanly or dickish manner.
Origin: JewyMcQueersville

Goofus: Crap, I spilled this spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.

poonjaber by grobey22 October 18, 2010

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonaner 

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.

Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!

poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

poojabber 

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003

poonjab 

the act of driving your fist into a women's vagina with superior force

"She got poonjabed so hard she couldn't walk for a week."

poonjab by Toxic540 November 16, 2004