Martinus

A word gay men around the Ålesund area in Norway use to define a bathroom quickie between two people of the same gender.

"Hey Martinus I need you to come here real quick!"
*Goes in to the bathroom and have homosexual intercourse*

by salad bar ho March 31, 2017

martin

i am a martin and i have a big ass penis and i fuck Girls With it and im not fucking shy

im a martin

by labbis October 18, 2017

marthony

Dumb unfunny cunt. Is trash at everything and catches L's daily. Needs a haircut with that nappy ass bush on his head

"there's a marthony over there, we should leave before he ruins everything.

by Arrow nation May 20, 2018

martins mill

Martins Mill is a small town that has a particularly high rate of incest. Also used to tell someone they look inbred.

Man she looks like someone from Martins Mill.

by Delolla May 21, 2018

marathing

A running race of a distance about which the speaker/author is not well-informed.

"Are you running that Marathing this weekend?"

"Well, it's a half-marathon."

"Oh, so it's a 5k Marathing?"

by marathingrunner February 20, 2018

Marshing Mallow

When you cum in the shower and marsh it down the drain.

My roommate needed to take a shower so obviously "Marshing Mallow" was the only way to go.

by Mrlightningfast July 12, 2018

Martinha

Martinha is a name of one of a kind. No one has it. LITERALLY. Martinhas are known for their realistic personality and their not afraid of death, or the concept of dying. Some of them don't even like chocolate!

Person 1: Bruh, she doesn't like chocolate?
Person 2: Yup, that's Martinha to you.

...

Person 1: A MURDERER??? RUN!!!
Martinha: It's fine.

by Tostamista November 2, 2018