Constipainted

1.Unable to paint.
2.Cant paint.
3.Unwillfully not painting.

1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009

Consta-fuck

To constantly have sexual intercorse over a long period of time without stopping for a break.

The two Turkish lovers were extremely tired after having a 24 hour consta-fuck.

by Flexodestructor August 2, 2009

Conscusting

Conscusting (adj.)- of the nature of being disgusting beyond measure; to be abhorrent to the point of causing another to get close to the point of vomiting

"Man, Hillary Clinton isn't just ugly. She's conscusting."

by MOSH PEG April 17, 2010

constriction crew

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

conservapiercing

A tiny piercing on the side of the nose that generally holds a small stud to make it as invisible as possible. These sorts of piercings are only owned by people who want to feel edgy and internally liberal while simultaneously avoiding more visible and large piercings because they still want to hypocritically hate people with piercings.

Judy: Do you guys like my new piercing?

Steve: Where is- oh, on your nose?

Judy: Yeah, isn't it awesome?

Andrew: Why didn't you just pierce your lip? Lip rings are awesome.

Judy: Ew, that's a freakish emo girl piercing. I'm sophisticated.

Steve: You're not edgy, and your conservapiercing is ugly. Make it a nosering and redeem your fucking pride already.

by lightfirewithfire November 17, 2010

consume- regurgitate- repeat

the formula for school.

consume knowledge
regurgitate on a test
repeat the process

friend: how do i succeed in school.
me: consume-regurgitate-repeat, my friend, consume- regurgitate- repeat.

by screwged January 5, 2011