conservapiercing

A tiny piercing on the side of the nose that generally holds a small stud to make it as invisible as possible. These sorts of piercings are only owned by people who want to feel edgy and internally liberal while simultaneously avoiding more visible and large piercings because they still want to hypocritically hate people with piercings.

Judy: Do you guys like my new piercing?

Steve: Where is- oh, on your nose?

Judy: Yeah, isn't it awesome?

Andrew: Why didn't you just pierce your lip? Lip rings are awesome.

Judy: Ew, that's a freakish emo girl piercing. I'm sophisticated.

Steve: You're not edgy, and your conservapiercing is ugly. Make it a nosering and redeem your fucking pride already.

conservapiercing by lightfirewithfire November 17, 2010