hard wood floors 

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

hard wood floors by Jims friend November 26, 2007

tiger wooded 

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009

woodsjacker 

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.

On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"

woodsjacker by Original woodsman November 17, 2006

Wooser 

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

Wooser by Elgondor June 11, 2011

wooltorton 

A decedent of Kings. If you come across a Wooltorton then you better follow that person as he or she will will have a greatness that you wished you possessed.

OMG you are so great at this! you must be a Wooltorton!

wooltorton by DrBoom May 12, 2014

woodpeckerhead 

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

woodpeckerhead by Telephony April 6, 2015

Woocher 

The person who said wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Oh so your the woocher, I’ll get you back!”

Woocher by Char777 July 8, 2019