Condage

If your cottage is a condo

We are heading up to our condage for the weekend.

by Chuckles1924 October 1, 2020

condement

the plastic a guy puts on his dick so he can fuck his gf without risk of children

Bob had to put a condement so he could fuck Lexi up!

by Yeaa boii kid October 7, 2020

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

Condompieing

Cumming with a 'condom on' deep inside a females uterus!

RipReaping Condompieing!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 29, 2020

Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

by Ihatefortnite901 January 1, 2021

condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021