condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".

"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"

by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007

Condan

The ultimate brotp. Everyone loves Condan. They instantly click based on their shared love for guitars and Jimi Hendrix. They will band together to destroy you with their bro-ness.

Did you see Condan the other day?
Yeah bro. I'm so jealous of their bro-ness. Why can't we be like that, bro?
Idk, bro

by Pancake203 May 22, 2019

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009

Condomnaut

Someone who fills a large number of condoms with helium or hydrogen, attaches them to a chair, and flies through the air in a way that is both awesome and sleazy.

Excuse me, I need to buy at least 500 extra-large condoms. I'm a condomnaut, and I mean to fly across the English channel, buoyed up by distended contraceptives!

by mmacx June 28, 2010

Condam

A stupid way to say condom. Used to dusguise the word from retarded parents.

Matt had to use a condam because he had a bad case of shit-in-his-throat.

by Rampaige January 24, 2009

plasticrap condam

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011