condamn
"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
condamn by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007
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Condan
The ultimate brotp. Everyone loves Condan. They instantly click based on their shared love for guitars and Jimi Hendrix. They will band together to destroy you with their bro-ness.
Did you see Condan the other day?
Yeah bro. I'm so jealous of their bro-ness. Why can't we be like that, bro?
Idk, bro
Yeah bro. I'm so jealous of their bro-ness. Why can't we be like that, bro?
Idk, bro
Condan by Pancake203 May 22, 2019
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Condomnaut
Someone who fills a large number of condoms with helium or hydrogen, attaches them to a chair, and flies through the air in a way that is both awesome and sleazy.
Excuse me, I need to buy at least 500 extra-large condoms. I'm a condomnaut, and I mean to fly across the English channel, buoyed up by distended contraceptives!
Condomnaut by mmacx June 28, 2010
plasticrap condam
Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)
plasticrap condam by Eric W.. August 25, 2006
condamnation
A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.
"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."
- Jesus
- Jesus
condamnation by levi_athan September 25, 2011
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