Condam 

A stupid way to say condom. Used to dusguise the word from retarded parents.

Matt had to use a condam because he had a bad case of shit-in-his-throat.

Condam by Rampaige January 24, 2009

plasticrap condam 

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

plasticrap condam by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

glue condom 

the leftover glue on glue bottle cap that dries, blocking any other glue from coming out

Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!

Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?

Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!

glue condom by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009