Lauren

A cute as fuck person. Like seriously how is this person my girlfriend? I'm really confused, how the fuck? If you ever get a Lauren, never fucking break up with them. EVER!! If you do, you're missing a massive opportunity.

Alex: Wow, Lauren's cute.
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 23, 2020

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

Alex

Alex's future job will probably be a stripper, they are dirty-minded as fuck, but don't get me wrong, they are an amazing friend.

Lauren: Wow, who's that?
Beckie: Oh, that's Alex
Lauren: Oh, how's their job as a stripper going?

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 18, 2020

faulds

The last name of a sexy bitch

Wow, look over there, they're last name is probably faulds

by thatgaybitchbeckie September 28, 2020