Bush-Wacked

When one is walking along and is suddenly struck by a bush or tree limb.

Richard: "I just ran straight into that tree branch. I've been bush-wacked!"

by DickDeLong June 29, 2011

Wucka Wocka Wacka

The sound that Fozzie the Bear makes in the Muppets

Whenever Fozzie thinks he made a funny he says Wucka Wocka Wacka... and usually gets something thrown at him

by Helpless Writer September 26, 2008

whackbag

1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.

1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2005

Albanian weed whacker

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

by whacknsplash555 May 4, 2010

Jack Whacking

It's when you crush up a whole bunch of Adderall and mix it with some silky smooth lotion and or Vaseline. Then apply it to your penis with strong strokes. Soon you will have the hardest, biggest raging boner ever possible making you able to bone what ever you want all night!

Barbra,"my boy lasted all night last night and his dick was much thicker than normal,"
Debra, " i bet he was jack whacking before"
Barbra, " ya i bet, he normally comes as soon as my mouth touches his dick."

by Jack Whacking Bro July 16, 2010

Wack-a-doodle

someone would isn't mentally ill but you would think that they were. They do weird things, that normal people wouldn't do.

Kelly is a wack-a-doodle, she does some really weird things.

by xoxo gossip girl December 27, 2007

wackbiscuit

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.

"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004