Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

St. Anne-Pacelli

Catholic school down in GA that used to be called Pacelli High School. They won the state championship for baseball in 2009, but their football team sucks.

Go vikings!

I go to St. Anne-Pacelli. It used to be just called Pacelli til they merged it with some stupid middle school where the 8 year-olds think they're 18.

by phsclassof2014 May 7, 2011

shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed

Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.

Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Cunty Peach

(1) One who looks nice, sweet, fun, etc, but is indeed a bitch.

A peach that looks delicious, but is actually fowl in flavor.

(2) A peachy cunt is the other way around. A girl who looks awful in one way or another who is actually one who should be a homegirl

A peach that looks awful and disgusting but has the sweetest flavor.

(1) Thing One: Wow, everyone likes Jessica, I bet she's really nice, we should hang out sometime.

Thing Two: Don't be fooled, she's a major cunty peach. don't get involved with that skanque.

(2). Thing One: Look at that girl over there, she looks like a major bitch.

Thing Two: Alyssa? No she's the shit! She's just a peachy cunt, but she's got your back and will fuck a sister up for you, if need be.

by MarryMack November 7, 2009

peach fuzz

When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial hair. A very common look among teens from the trailer park. It come in light and sparse like the fuzz on a peach.

Joe: "Whats up Julio? Like my stache? I've been working on it for a few months."
Julio: "Awesome."

by TM January 25, 2005

Indiana Pacers

The Indiana Pacers are one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference of the NBA, and a championship title isn't too far off. The Pacers also have the most loyal fans in the league... not to mention probably the most polite fans (Indiana fans know better than to throw beer on players or call arenas making bomb threats...)

The Indiana Pacers just kicked the Detroit Pistons' ass.

by MT26 September 22, 2005

Eat a peach

This term was originally from a line in one of the 20th centuries most admired poems, T.S. Elliot's 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock' in which the poets asks a number of rhetorical questions in which he wonders about the meaning of life and questions his own inability to overcome his indecisions. In this poem the chorus line is: 'In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo.' Among the many questions he poses to himself is 'Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I believe you will find this is the genesis of the Eat a Peach meaning.

I am so unsure about all of this but do I dare to eat a peach?

by Old and grumpy October 11, 2016