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13 Year Olds 

Somebody who is insulted, called an idiot, called a ball of hormones, called an annoying little kid who does stupid things, by almost every definition on the urban dictionary.
It's totally unfair how 13 year olds are insulted on the urban dictionary.

11 Year olds 

Don't judge people by their age. Some 11 year olds are actually better than teens. All those horny cunts on youtube have

given the rest of the world's 11 year old population a bad reputation. Others are actually pretty nice. don't stereotype people for their age. remember, if you're about to make fun of one, just think that bitch you were 11 once too
person 1: omfl 11 year olds are horny fucking under aged shits
person 2: not all of them are, you were 11 once too you bastard
11 Year olds by 1klix1 July 21, 2019

5 year olds 

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music

4 Year Olds 

YUMMY...... 4 YEAR OLDS
4 Year Olds by Class109 October 29, 2022

Horny 10-year olds 

A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.
Also see loser.
Horny 10-year olds by Shady51 March 23, 2004

13-year-olds

Person 1:Hey Ethan do you know any 13-year-olds?
Ethan: yeah
Person 1: who?
Ethan: My girlfriend, Danielle cohn
13-year-olds by svblesiv November 25, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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