campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!

"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"

by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018

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Combuckle

To combine and buckle something together.

Example: When you Put something together, using a product that holds it in place.

Usually used when referring to fibers and a mend of some sort.

You should combuckle your hair down, so it's not frizzy anymore.

by Word Maker J November 21, 2018

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Communal Toothbrush

A toothbrush used by house guests or other things like excessive coochi scrubbing or a prostate exam. This toothbrush is usually said to be new, but it's fucking disgusting.

Can I use your communal toothbrush? My coochi stinks.

by I <3 black ppl October 11, 2019

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communal shanage

When you and a freind/s watch Shane Dawson at the same time

Maisie:*sc bo and Josie a picture of her watching shane*
Bo:*sends picture back of her watching

shane*
Josie: *sends picture back of her watching Shane*
All:”Wow!, Communal Shanage!”

by Maisie.ann November 19, 2019

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Combustanut

When you jack off so hard that your balls explode in flames

Jason: Did you hear about Matt?
Heather: No, what happened?
Jason: He jacked off to the point where here had a Combustanut

by 12PluckMyPubes34CloseTheDoor March 15, 2020

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Campuflage

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments

Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"

by SickmanFraud June 8, 2020

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