Campuflage

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments

Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"

by SickmanFraud June 8, 2020

Campuflage

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments

Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"

by Sick Man Fraud January 27, 2023

Person of Camouflage

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.

Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.

by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

Urban Camouflage

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously

Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage

by smooo February 23, 2011

grinding camouflage

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

Team Camouflage

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.

Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.

by Blood-X February 21, 2009

social camouflage

Accessories of life that conceal your true social or economic standing.

A Cadillac is social camouflage…

Coined by Cadillac in an American Fall 2007 television commercial advertisment.

by barnstormer October 29, 2007