Puta babies

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.

We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!

by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

baby stud

a lesbian who labels herself as a stud or masculine female but only wears nike headbands & sags in tight girl jeans

Idk why you miss her she was a baby stud lmao

by myoppsdead October 1, 2022

conflict babies

Babies rescued and/or adopted from conflict regions in Africa.

Did you hear that Angelina Jolie and Madonna adopted more conflict babies?

or

Why did you get conflict babies?
They're less expensive.

by Phamersen May 17, 2010

baby bride

A term coined on Wedding Wire referring to a young immature bride.

She is such a baby bride.

by WeddingWireBride February 17, 2014

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks

Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.

by iloveRb26's November 19, 2016