RustyNailTermz's definitions

Cheese Town

A city or town where a lot of shootings occur.

"New Orleans can be great, but it's a total Cheese Town."

by RustyNailTermz October 19, 2020

Club Brush

When a female accidently or otherwise appearing inadvertently rubs her breasts or butt up against you.

"You know Mary, with the big jugs?"
"Yeah."
"I totally felt her tits when she brushed up against me after the assembly."
"You lucky dog! That doesn't count, that's a club brush!"

by RustyNailTermz November 21, 2020

Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.

Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"

by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021

Harry Potter Duel

Often taking place during 4th of July celebrations, a Harry Potter Duel is when two individuals stand from a distance, pointing lit roman candle fireworks at each other à la Harry Potter.

"Hey, Tim, grab your beer! Bill and Marty are having a Harry Potter Duel!"

by RustyNailTermz October 12, 2020

Friend Pass

Getting nudged, manipulated, or left into talking to/entertaining the least attractive girl of a friend group after smoothly approaching a gathering of females.

The man's original intentions of wanting to converse with an attractive woman are essentially twisted by the group in an effort to help end the single status of a particular female.

"Even if she has a boyfriend, she still didn't have to friend pass me like that. It's not fair to me, or that chick I was talking to."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020