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pédale

"Pédale" literally means "pedal" (as on a bike). Pédale is also used as a synonym for "pédé", which means "gay" in french. As in english, "pédale" is used to describe either :
-someone who is gay;
or
-someone that talks a lot but doesn't act.
Either way, means "gay".
eg : "putain j'ai vu martin gallocher sylvain, je crois que c'est des pédales" (martin just french-kissed sylvain, I guess they're gay) or
"comment tu te laisses parler comme ca, t'es vraiment la derniere des pédales" (how can you let him talk to you like that, you're the last of the wusses).
by Spyan October 25, 2015
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Tacky

Vulgar, of bad taste, loud, flashy, stupid and ugly. Bogans and female chavs often display outrageous tackiness without an ounce of shame. A vestimentary choice that says "I'm an ignorant, tasteless idiot and I'm pretty proud of it, thank you very much". A way to show your economic and intellectual poverty by dressing up in a way that immediately grabs attention, but also stabs you in both the retinas. A tacky person not only obviously lacks taste (and doesn't give a fù*$) but also really, really stands out in a crowd, and not in a good way. Someone who is very bad at basic fashion and has a totally delusional innate sense of self worth.
"David was so embarrassed when his tacky, drunken girlfriend started insulting the barman because he picked up and gave her back the panties she voluntarily dropped while obviously hitting on him that he is now is a monastery in the south of Italy, care to leave a message?"
by Spyan August 21, 2018
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Retcon

Short for Retroactive Continuity, meaning later added events in a story that contradict an already exisiting chronology and plot, creating paradoxes or illogicisms.

But mainly a stupid, bloated, meaningless neologism created by basement dweller fucktard comic geeks who like to think kiddy stories about flying men in tights with superpowers is a very, very serious topic that needs near scientific jargon to be clearly understood.

And jargon is, as we all now, what idiots use to try and sound intelligent , when they are just refering to very simple ideas (perfect eg : using "concept" to say "idea" : same words, "concept" just sounds smarter).

Used mostly because it sounds like "defcon", and nothing makes an american's dick harder then cool sounding words.

Hence a million retarded military acronyms that sound like they where made up by a twelve year old : this trend is getting so ridiculously rampant that it even has a name : the dreaded BACKRONYM.

It goes like this : come up with a cool souding 5 or 6 letter word (eg WRAITH, VIPER, SPECTER, KAOS...), find words for each letter and try to make sense, eg : FANG (Fast, Adaptable, Next-Generation Ground Vehicle).

As for stupid but cool-sounding neologisms, Americans absolutely love this and think it makes them sound edgy, cool and intimidating, the rest of the world just thinks it sounds immature, childish and retarded.
"That wolverine spinoff totally retconned the original comic, I'm so upset I'm gonna hang myself with my xbox controller"
by Spyan September 13, 2018
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White Knight

An awkward, socially unskilled, chronically virgin male who's all about women's right and gender equality, but somehow thinks women need him to fight their own battles. A desperate sexually starved male that thinks systematically siding with women will get him free blowjobs.
-John, if you didn't act like a white knight, Catherine might not have run away.
by Spyan November 6, 2019
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Scene Whore

Tattooed and ear gauged mundane and boring fraud that is more preoccupied with his self image and other's approval than with the musical trend they're supposed to be big fans of. Very boring and comon people that would do litteraly to anything to physically stand out, including self harm and mutilation. I stress "physically", because unfortunately scene whores are usually as intellectually interesting as watching houseflies fuck.
Did you see X's facebook account? It's just a gallery of his tattoos and selfies featuring his hyperventilated face at BMTH and BFMV concerts, he's such a desperate scene whore
by Spyan April 10, 2019
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Baby Bump

A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!
"in the name of all that is good STOP SAYING "BABY BUMP !!!"
by Spyan January 22, 2020
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Feral

Aussie slang for a hippy. Ferals have dreadlocks, tie'n dies with loud, obnoxious neon colours, tents for pants, about 60 different bracelets and necklaces, smoke copious amounts of weed, never get tired of listening to reggae (and can actually tell songs apart), and are not too hot on working (they usually don't) or on personal hygiene. They commonly have only shit to their names (in order not to be bound by the system) and will happily ask you for food/booze/cigarettes/drugs/money/a ride/a place to stay or all of the following. You can have fun with ferals : eg : put a huge padlock in their ear gauges and throw the key in a sewer, preferably right in front of them. They're also non-violent, so knock yourselves out!
Yeah, I think we definitely lost bill, he's gone feral. After doing dreadlocks he got tattoos and quit his job. He bought a 4wd to go live in the bush somewhere, haven't had any news in three months.
by Spyan January 31, 2020
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