Squatto 

Squatto - Mining Term used for old dead wood in the camp. Stories talking themselves up about how "hardcore" or how they been here for "fifty years". Typical Squatto appearances are "unkept hair and facial hair, missing teeth, usually drink VB and XXXX Beer and tell manly stories all night about them selves. Typical stories will always supercede what ever story you tell them.

cletus - look at that squatto over there talking himself up

Shamus - yeh typical squatto.. wouldnt even get a second look in perth you would have him confused with a young buskie at freo station.

Squatto by gtp_vlbt1 January 12, 2011

squattop 

noun. a person of such utmost awesomeness that you will die in awe when you meet them.

I met squattop and died in awe.

squattop by RoflcopterSWASWASWA January 17, 2011

Squeakify

to cause a high pitched noise, much like a squeak, to burst from one's lips. Such popular methods are squeezing one massively.

I'm gonna squeakify you if you don't stop poking my booty, mister!

Squeakify by CharityCharmander March 18, 2011

squat-itis 

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.

Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.

squat-itis by I'm Brian April 12, 2011

squataduce 

To take a dump. # 2.

"I ate so much pizza I had to squataduce".

squataduce by jewelman445 October 22, 2011

squatshot 

Squatshot is a reusable portable urinary device specifically designed for females. Squatshot can be used whenever a conventional toilet is not available.

Squatshot was originally designed to accommodate female boaters urinate when aboard a boat without a head. Squatshot is now being used by female 4-wheelers, bikers, campers, travelers, etc.

squatshot by keysplz January 30, 2012

Squatchpits 

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

Squatchpits by qn.harpy November 12, 2012