smurf sauce

mmmmm....blue

yummy smurf sauce

by The big dank meme November 30, 2022

Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.

Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly

by a fallen angle December 5, 2022

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Shurfuation

A shitty frustrating situation at work that you have no control over, but it is constantly being brought to your attention !

Shut up about the shurfuation already!

by Thatmeatguy February 27, 2023

Smurfff

My stupid friend eve: also known as a smurfff who is 3'2, wears a white hat, blue pigmented skin, and smells like a dead fish wrapped in pig intestine

Eve is a dirty smurfff

by Ebisu_17 March 29, 2023

Smurfa

Man dricker hallonsaft

Jag smurfar

by Smurfare April 4, 2023

Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.

"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023