mike zacharias 

(SPOILERS) a man who did deserve to die In season 2 of AOT mike was killed by Zeke aka the beast titan (rip dis hunk, also I really wanna fuck him)

'.'we've only lost once we give up"a quote by Mike Zacharias

mike zacharias by DA PAINLOL March 17, 2021

mike jones 

tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.

mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about

mike jones by dj mike April 20, 2005

Mike Smith 

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

Mike Smith by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)

*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"

Mike Who Cheese Hairy by TheLesbianFurryVirus December 3, 2019

Mike Trike

To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.

I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.

Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.

Mike Trike by Mel06 April 3, 2008

MIKE-club 

huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious

Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants

MIKE-club by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

mike durant 

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.

Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps

mike durant by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016