Carbo-load

When you have too many carbs in one meal.. Overloading on carbs.
Carbo load

Carboload
Carb-o-load

Amy: What did you have for dinner?
Nathan: I have chicken, chips, rice and mashed potatoes.
Amy: Wowwww Carbo-load!!

by GhettoAmbz June 16, 2016

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.

Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.

by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016

memory bank is loaded

Rich in memories

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded

by Indacloudman May 14, 2018

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

Abbey Load

(noun) Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side. A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, especially the Abbey Road album cover.

For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"

by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023