Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Silly goose

You are a very silly person and if you friend is doing something really dumb or is laughing and you don’t know what he/she is saying call then a goose or silly goose

“Taylor your such a silly goose”

by Silly bean head November 4, 2020

Goonie Goose

Girl/or Women that is "after you" for your money, or is only with you for their personal benefits.

"watch out for them goonie gooses, they all in it for yo money you see"

by East T January 31, 2010

Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)

Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 23, 2018

Sexy goose

A girl named Caity

Damn you a sexy goose.

by Bruhhisthereanynamethatsfree June 16, 2022

Silly Goose

Gavin. because he is the silliest goose of them all and therefore, the true definition of one.

“Gavin is so funny!”
“Yeah, he’s such a silly goose!”

by sillygooselover July 8, 2025